I KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN!
I KNEW i would forget about my blog. Well, it happened.
MYYYYYY BADDDDD!
...anyways....
I'm not really sure what to blog about today, as of yet.
So i'm going to go eat breakfast [at 2:11 in the PM] and get back to you.
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Alright. 3:25 PM. We're back in business.
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So i don't know about you guys, but EVERY single time i go into Walmart, i come out scarred for life. The craziest people go there, seriously. Half of the people in there are on drugs, or at least look like they are.
DON'T GET ME WRONG; i admit i shop there, and there is nothing wrong with shopping there! They have great deals and i love saving myself some dolla dolla$$bills.
BUT YOU HAVE TO KNOW, AND BE AWARE THAT EVERYTIME YOU GO IN THERE YOU ARE TAKING THE CHANCE OF SEEING/BEING AROUND CRAZY TWACKED OUT PEOPLE!
I think they built the Walmart in my city in 1999? Maybe 2000? But i've been noticing the type of people in there since then! It's like all the crazies flock there.
ANYWAYS.....so i guess somebody noticed this trend as well! and that is how
was born.
And let me just tell you; I am LOVIN it.
This website is a gallery/collection of pictures that people take of crazies or bizarre things they see at their local Walmart. You can take pictures and send them in to the website and they write funny comments about them at the bottom, and write where the picture was taken at. THIS IS GOOD STUFF PEOPLE!
So i've decided to just give you guys a little preview of what madness is going on over at
peopleofwalmart.com...ALL OF THEM BEING FROM CALIFORNIA!
But be warned first;
SOME OF THESE PICTURES MAY DISTURB YOU AND ARE NOT FOR THE FAINT-HEARTED. LET IT BE KNOWN THAT YOU ARE AT RISK OF BEING SCARRED FOR LIFE!
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"Dear young females out there, remember when your parents said you would regret that lower back tattoo because it won’t look sexy when you get older; this is what they meant."
"If you’re going to wear a nice summer skirt like this, don’t ruin it with those boots mister, because that is just wrong!"
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........and here's some of the best ones on the site.
YUMMMMMMMM
"The only thing this dude is missing is a bedazzled jean jacket to match his purdy pink sparkly belt."
"I think that triangle is a scratch-n-sniff. Go on, try it."
"So she lives in Barbie’s Dream House, uses an Easy Bake Oven and drives around in her Power Wheel; You grew up, have a miserable job and pay taxes. Who’s the goofy one?"
...and from UTAH:
"With an outfit that would make Carrot Top blush at the magnitude of useless trinkets, you would figure he would finish it off with the proper footwear….plain white kicks? C’mon buddy, get out of the minor leagues will ya."
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ALRIGHT! enough with the walmart nonsense. you'll have to go check it out for yourself.
but remember..curiosity killed the cat.
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ONE LAST THING!
QUOTE OF THE WEEK
{my dad speaking about some guy sweating while on a game show}
" Dayum. He is sweatin' like the devil!!! Between breaks they probly gotta go wipe him down with a mop just to soak all the sweat off. MAN! I mean look at that! Dayum! He's drippin!"
In all mediocracy,
Veerow.
PS: PLEASE ENJOY THIS PICTURE OF MY DAD SLEEPING WITH FLOUR SPRINKLED ON HIS FACE!
